How to Shotgun a Beer

by BlakeCantChug

For a professional drinker, who graduated from the University of Washington, you are perhaps the slowest chugger, from bong to shotgun that I have ever seen. To put yourself on the internet as a representative of my school, a school full of drinkers who would love to put you to shame in any sort of chugging contest, claiming to be an expert, is a travesty. You are degrading the reputation and misrepresenting the true abilities of legitimate party-capable individuals from the UW. I would say that the only fair thing to do now would be to make 1 final video, explaining that while you do understand the general principles of beer bongs and shotguns, you are completely inept at performing either task with any hint of urgency in your "chugging". Then you introduce me, someone who knows how to chug from a beer bong that holds more than 1 PBR, and has somehow figured out how to manage a shotgun without a bib. Just thought I should let you know how ashamed I am to be represented by a sipper with rain gear on the internet for all to see.