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Summary: Studying the first two stages of the zombie attack could be the only way to gain knowledge about your zombie attackers, learn how to survive a zombie attack by learning from your enemy in this free video.
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Bert DiVietri & Andrew Marshall Intended humorously. Friends, neighbors, or strangers are NOT zombies:
Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career... read more
Hi, my name is Bert Divitri, and I'm Andrew Marshall. And we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA, and we know what's going on. In this clip we're going to talk about outbreaks. There's different classes, one, two, three and four. In the first class, you're going to have about one to twenty zombies infecting a rural area or a third world country. It's not going to get a lot of media attention, because it's only going to last one to fourteen days. And whoever's going to take care of it is either going to be civilians themselves, or the local authorities. Now in a class two, it's going to get a little worse. It's going to be about twenty to a hundred zombies. And they're going to infect a whole rural area, or a little suburban area. You might hear a little bit more about this because the fatalities will become a lot more evident. There's going to be a lot of them. Local authorities are going to be a big part in it. They might even call in the local militia. Also, this one's going to last about the same time as the class one, one to fourteen days. Only because you're going to have the military coming in, taking a big course of action. And the press will be very present, and a lot of people will hear about it. I'll be with you guys in a second. Oh my God! Oh my God! Aaaah!