How to Run From Zombies

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Part of the video series: How to Survive a Zombie Attack

Summary: Surviving on the run could be the only way to get through a zombie attack in one piece, learn how to get out of town during a viral zombie outbreak in this free video.

Views: 1,325 | Tags: attack, survival, zombie, humor, zombies


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Bert DiVietri & Andrew Marshall Intended humorously. Friends, neighbors, or strangers are NOT zombies:

Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career... read more

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How to Run From Zombies

Hi, my name is Bert Divitri, and I'm Andrew Marshall. And we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA, and we know what's going on. Alright, in this clip we're going to talk about being on the run, getting to an attainable destination. Don't go to someplace that's going to have zombies there. Think about it before you go. Make sure you can get there. Make sure you have enough gas. Make sure your horse is properly fed, if you want to take a horse. Make sure your wheels are properly inflated. You don't want to drive a crappy vehicle to a place that you know you can get to, and not be able to get there because you messed up by having a crappy car or a dead horse that?s going to die soon. You just want to make sure you can get to your destination. You want to pack necessities. You want to keep yourself agile. Agility is a great, great key to survival. Agilay. I don't know what agilay is. It's French for agile. Oh. I like the French. Like I said, pack necessities. Don't pack stuff that's heavy. Maybe throw, you don't want to take like a Gameboy with you, because Gameboy?s are loud. So zombies can hear them and will come after you. Bring a nice book, bring a magazine. I don't care if it's a nudie magazine. That's fine. You're going to be alone for a long time, okay? Non perishable foods are a plus. They're something that you want. You don't want to bring fruit with you, because fruit will get really, really gross. Canned goods. Yes, canned goods. Maybe pack a can opener. That will help you, that's a necessity, especially if you have cans. Think before you go. Don't let people get crazy and just want to blow through, and just be like 'we need to leave, we need to leave'. No, plan out your route, and make it an attainable goal.

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