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Summary: Killing zombies with a variety of weapons is something you'll need to know how to do in you're going to survive a zombie attack, learn how to use different weapons against zombies in this free video.
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Bert DiVietri & Andrew Marshall Intended humorously. Friends, neighbors, or strangers are NOT zombies:
Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career... read more
Hi, my name is Bert Divitri, and I'm Andrew Marshall. And we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA, and we know what's going on. These are examples of the typical medieval weapons most people have in their houses. And this looks like a ridiculously effective weapon for bashing somebody's skull in. However, because it's a show piece, this is all it is, is a little screwed on ball that's very easy to snap off. You actually hit something with that, a tree, a person, that's going to snap right off these kinds of swords, which are very easy to find in people's houses, this is what ends up when you hit something with them. So those are completely, completely useless in any kind of practical situation. Is this some sort of mythical gen lo? No. Nothing, it's just crappy show pieces, look at that, see? And that's what happens. So what you want to do is you want to avoid flashy pieces like this sort of thing, where you see lots of designs and ornateness. This means it's going to be a piece of crap, along with the fact that it's fifty bucks. However, when you move up into higher end stuff like you showed earlier, with a real sword, you can see just the difference between the way that that looks when you pull it out of its cover, and the way this looks. Very, very cheap, very small, fake little patterns designed on it. That's going to break within about two seconds. This is going to be something that's going to hold up to ridiculous amounts of abuse. So you need to take the investment in that and spend the six hundred dollars, and then after that, make sure you have a secondary weapon as well. Because it's going to eventually break too, but if you take proper care of it, you're going to have something that's going to be reliable in most given situations. So that's what you have to look for. Always check into the quality of the make, and how much you're paying for your weapons. And this is the situation that is now posed for obvious reasons, any situation we're pretty much prepared for. So, in the event of zombies, I always have a key to the front gate, which is what makes this the most practical job to have for anybody that's actually concerned about these sorts of things. So, I'm going to be the guy passing out the weapons. If a zombie attack does happen and people come here, will you be handing weapons out for free?