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Summary: Good hiding places are essential to avoiding being eaten during a zombie attack, learn how to hide from zombies in this free video.
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Bert DiVietri & Andrew Marshall Intended humorously. Friends, neighbors, or strangers are NOT zombies:
Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career... read more
Hi, my name is Bert Divitri, and I'm Andrew Marshall. And we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA, and we know what's going on. In this clip, we're going to talk about fortresses, good places to go when zombie attacks occur. A good place to go would be a military complex. Do you think that? Be alright. A bad place to go is a fallout shelter, because most likely everybody in there has already turned into zombies. In the military complex, people will not be zombies because the military will kill you if you're a zombie and they see that. Or if you even have the Selenium virus in you and you're going to turn into a zombie. Another amazing place to go, an offshore rig if you can get to one. Zombies can't swim. No. And it's a great place for you to hide out. There will be full supplies there, those places are meant for long times of solitude and despair. Yes. Also, in solitude you might want to bring a book with you, or a couple of books. Preferably training books, so you can train for your next zombie attack, and have a good skill ready to fight zombies with. Also when trying to avoid zombies and going to like a military base or an offshore rig, try and do it with as little people as possible. Like two, three people go. Then the next two, three people go. If you're going in large amounts with large people, zombies are going to hear you and they're going to come after you. And they're going to turn everybody into zombies. So make sure you follow these rules. Another thing, if you go running up on a military base with a large mob of people, they're just going to assume that you're one of the undead, and they're just going to take you out before you can get close to it. You got to go in white flag waving, you know, a sign, something. It's just, even by yourself, don't just run up on the base. You're just going to get killed. Very good point. I respect you.