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Summary: Defending against a zombie attack with slings and bows can be a traditional, yet effective means of surviving; learn how to archaic technology against zombies in this free video.
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Bert DiVietri & Andrew Marshall Intended humorously. Friends, neighbors, or strangers are NOT zombies:
Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career... read more
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Questions & AnswersHi! My name is Bert and I'm Andrew. We're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA and we know what's going on. In this segment, we're going to talk about guns. Is that a good impression of a gun? Yeah. Guns are great, but only for a short time because you run out of ammo. It's not like a crowbar where you can just kill all of them and not have to worry about running out of crowbar, because you can't run out of crowbar. What I just said does not make any sense. You can't run out of crowbar. Handgun, a great idea. How many shots do you get? 8-12. 6 shooters sometimes. That'll be good for like 6 zombie heads at close range. Long range, a sniper rifle. You get your sight set and you can do that. The thing with guns is they're loud and zombie crowd to loud places. Zombies go to where they can see things, food, and where they can hear things. Guns are good. Powerful. You get a head shot, the zombie is dead. However, it can only last you so long because of ammo. How much does you ammo quiver hold. There's no such thing as an ammo quiver. I know. It was trick question. My choice for a gun for a zombie would have to be a shot gun. Quick load time. You can take out at least 2 at a time if they're real close to you, especially because they spread out. Again, when you run out of ammo, you're going to have to resort back to those combat weapons. Do you have anything to add? Yeah. If you wanted to fight like a man, you wouldn't use a shot gun. You would use more of an assault rifle. Maybe like an M14, M16. With a M14 you can still get a zombie from 2 miles away, but yet it's still good for close combat.
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also you could get pansers from pirates if they went after you hehe