Defending with Slings & Bows in a Zombie Attack

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Hi! My name is Bert and I'm Andrew. We're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA and we know what's going on. In this segment, we're going to talk about slings and bows. Slings are a very, very bad idea to use for a zombie. The chances that you would actually swing a rock and get it into a zombie's head are about a billion to one. The only way you would ever be able to penetrate the head is if you went straight through the eyeball, but I know that I could never possibly ever accomplish that. Do you think you can? No. You can't accomplish very much of life so let alone a sling. No. A sling shot, unless you have some laser pointer pointing right on the eye of a zombie, there's no chance you're going to ever kill a zombie with a sling shot. Blow gun. No because you can't poison a zombie. Zombies can't be poisoned. If you think you can poison a zombie you're dumb. You're a dummy. A bow and arrow. Amazing if you're very accurate and you can use one of those laser pointers like I can, because I'm a very good bowsman. Archer. That's what I've been called. I'm called an archer. A bow and arrow is great choice if you're far away. They take a long time to aim and to load, so that's a problem. How much does your quiver hold? A lot. My quiver only holds about 30 arrows, so that would be good for about 15 zombies. It should be 30 zombies. Yeah, good look with that. Crossbow. A good idea. You're going to run into the same problem as bow and arrow.

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