Understanding the Solanum Virus

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Hi! My name is Bert and I'm Andrew. We're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA and we know what's going on. In this segment, we're going to talk about more things that happen to you when you turn into a zombie and contract the solanum virus. What's going to happen is all your organs are all going to become dormite; they're not going to work. It's going to even make your heart stop beating, therefore making you the undead. Yeah. It's the living dead. Non-dead. Undead living dead. It'll make you both. What's going to happen is the solanum virus is going to make itself up into your brain and it's going to seesaw brain activity. This is going to make you feverish and all that. Lots of vomiting. What it's going to do is when the solanum virus enters your brain, it's going to seesaw brain activity and make you brain dead. Then it's going to create a new organ right in the front lobe of your brain, and that's going to control all the muscular functions of your body. A lot of people think that zombie eat skin and they feed. Well they do, but nothing happens to it because your stomach and everything is dead. If it eats like 100 humans, that means it's just got tons of tons of crap in its stomach, which will either be pushed out the anus, or it's just going to make their stomach explode. One of the two. There have been many accounts of people finding zombies and doing autopsies, and finding tons of weird things in their stomach. Many accounts. Many accounts of just cluttered stomachs on the autopsies that they've done. License plates. They've found license plates. When did you hear about that? I don't know. It's something you saw on YouTube. You're a liar. Your mom's a liar. She is.

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