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Summary: Zombie survival skills could save your life! Learn how to outlast a zombie outbreak in this free video.
Views: 4,191 | Tags: attack, survival, zombie, humor, zombies
About the Expert
Bert DiVietri & Andrew Marshall Intended humorously. Friends, neighbors, or strangers are NOT zombies:
Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career... read more
Hi! My name is Bert and I'm Andrew and we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA and we know what's going on. In this segment, we're going to go over what we're going to be covering in the gigantic segment of clips. How to survive a zombie attack. We're going to go over weapons you need. We're going to go over vehicles you need. We're going to go over the proper places to hide. We're also going to go over and study of our enemy, which a zombie. What does it take to kill a zombie? What is a zombie? Well to define a zombie, it's obviously the living dead and they really like to bite people. The only thing a zombie wants to do is kill you and eat you. That's all they want. They can't understand you. They're dead. There's no reason to ever go up to a zombie and try and kill it. The main reason for this whole thing is to survive.
archiologists found evidence of the solanum virus in ancient egypt, they also found a preserved brain that was infected! this is really cool espesially since they confirm your theory of that wierd organ thing tht takes control of the muscles, since this stuff really seems legit to me im gonna go buy a 500 dollar sword :D i dont wanna be stuck with a pocket knife when the -- hits the fan. keep makein the vids they very entertaining and interesting.
Are you going to give any credit to Max Brooks? He should sue you for plagiarism.
gardenman1 why should Max Brooks sue them? Are you dumb? They made it their own. These guys rule.
gardenman1 why should Max Brooks sue them? Are you dumb? They made it their own. These guys rule.
gardenman1 why should Max Brooks sue them? Are you dumb? They made it their own. These guys rule.
gardenman1 why should Max Brooks sue them? Are you dumb? They made it their own. These guys rule.
gardenman1 why should Max Brooks sue them? Are you dumb? They made it their own. These guys rule.
gardenman1 why should Max Brooks sue them? Are you dumb? They made it their own. These guys rule.
gardenman1 why should Max Brooks sue them? Are you dumb? They made it their own. These guys rule.
gardenman1 why should Max Brooks sue them? Are you dumb? They made it their own. These guys rule.