How to Pick Up a Girl in a Bar

Summary: Feelin’ kinda sporty out on the town,New shirt, new shoes, no more hand-me-downs.Wearin’ a bottle of Old Spice cologne,Just don’t want “loser” on your tombstone.

But females seem like such a tough target,Always farther the closer you get.If girls would just listen, not walk away,They would learn your whole geek dossier.

See, there’s a reason you keep striking out,If dates were whispers you’d be a shout.Loud loser for the entire world to hear,Talking about yourself, your career.

But you can still reverse your misfortune,Of smiles and flirts, still get your portion.What you need is help, as soon as you can,Let Expert Village be your wingman.

With our great advice and how-to savvy,You’ll soon find “now they’ve got to have me!”Once outcast suddenly turned come hither,Because it’s you who gets the date with her.